shinibunny:

Big Boy - art by me(shinibunny), story by the great eronlovesyaoi
The room, if Optimus cared to think about such things, was cold. Even still, he was not uncomfortable. His servos were bound and there was no furniture of any kind in his… cell. It was hard to say the word, even in his mind, the Great Optimus Prime last of the great leaders of Cybertron, captured by a 2-bit Decepticon. “Sweet rims,” he had said, “You’re real heavy-duty.” Apparently he had meant it. Optimus was trying to clear his mind, to meditate and plan, but his resistance to interrogation had driven the Decepticon to extreme measures. “Do you know what those humans you like so much call this?” His voice always seemed to be mocking, no matter what he said. He did it again, one of his insidious torture techniques, and it took all of Prime’s willpower to not cry out. This was an invasion unlike any he had ever known. Swords through his very body had not felt so cruel as this. There is was again- that movement… wet and soft, almost organic; it made him think of Jack. That only made it that much worse. He felt as if he was being… corrupted. “They call it rimming. I thought it was so fitting, for us you know.” A servo slid from Prime’s knee, down his long thigh, and wrapped around his dripping spike.
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This OC of mine was never meant to hook up with Mikey at all. Its a random thought I had one day and now I can’t get rid of it. *flails* So… this takes place in the 2003 ‘Same As it Never Was’ universe. With those not familiar with that here is the episode: Right here!
Death (the undead squirrel) is a minor TMNT OC I have. He’s undead made by mutagen and dark magic of a demon character who did a lot in my fan fic universe. The demon actually made him one of the horsemen of the Apocalypse. The other three horsemen were other mutants that had their own life previously before. (And actually Pestilence was doing it willingly but thats a whole other story.) Death on the other hand was made to be Death and that was the only name he ever knew. He did not speak because of the undead/rot damage on his throat. TMNT (And the Mary Sues…) defeat the demon’s horsemen and they are freed from the spell. They end up trusting Famine (A Pigeon named Monica) and War (A Skunk named Brenda) but shun Death because of the fact of his undeadness and feel he actively chose to be a horseman like Pestilence. Also, Death acted as the leader of the group, giving out orders in a fight via some mind connection while they were horsemen.
TMNT and the Mary Sue crew to not trust him AT ALL, except my Mary Sue Lorraina who is a squirrel and is with Raph. :3 Death has a crush on Lorraina for awhile but never acts on it at all because he understand she’s taken. Though, he does see her saving his life and is indebted to her. Lorraina does help out Death and convinces Don to make him a robotic vocalizer and partly replace his lower jaw and voice box so he can speak. HE TURNS OUT TO BE A REALLY NICE WELL SPOKEN (Though robotic voice) UNDEAD SQUIRREL.
He is mostly immortal to his knowledge. Every sundown he heals. If he gets killed during the day he will wake up in one piece once the sun goes down. He has been beheaded once and half burned up and still ‘woke’ at sunset.
He’s also would be considered genderless in a sense, there isn’t really any part existing on him to physically say what he is. Others addressed him as he and he went along with it. Later when he has social interaction with mutants outside of TMNT and their Mary Sue’s, he see ‘He’ was a good choice, feeling that if he went by ‘She’ he would be pitied for being undead, but as a ‘He’ he is feared so people leave him alone.
In ‘Same As it Never Was’ I will be honest and say that none of the main Mary Su’s that are hooked up with the Turtles would last to the point there Donatello shows up. (SORRY JAVA, YOURS TOO.) Death is a great fighter, and even if he was stuck in a jam, he would come back to life. Now in my Mary Sue universe of course the TMNT and Mary Sue’s had kids. During the beginning of Shredder’s take over they would have done something to get the kids out of New York. They would be sneaking them off on a train maybe.. or a bus.. when Shredder’s fighers attack. The TMNT try to fend them off and Death will suddenly appear to help, actually been tracking them to make sure the kids do get out of the city safe. This finally earns him some respect and trust from the other turtles. In Mary Sue universe this could maybe be the same fight Splinter was killed in the canon universe?!?!
That fight caused Leo and Raph to break up, ultimately leaving Mikey kind of on his own too. Since Mikey is the most social of the turtles, his lack of time with his brothers leads him to strike up a friendship with Death. Death at first is reluctant since his social interaction with any mutants and humans was rarely. Now to have someone constantly wanting contact to him he found strange at first, but then begins to like the time he spends with Mikey, be it fighting Shredder’s troops or having some down time somewhere safe. Mikey finds out that Death is a rather smart and kind mutant, and not as scary spooky as everyone thought.
As they become closer Mikey called Death by the name Shin instead, short for Shinigami. (Japanese Death God.) I actually see Mikey presenting it all cute like as a way to slyly say he considers himself and Death to be in a relationship. Like~ Mikey would be all, “I’m going to start calling you Shin.” And Death is going to be all making a confused face, “Why?” and Mikey would say, “Because when I tell people my /boyfriend/ is Death it leads to a long explanation.” and Death spits out whatever he was drinking at that moment but then just smilllllleeeees like hes blushing but can’t blush cuz hes undead.
UGH WHAT A BUNCH OF CUTIES
And then sex happens!? Death isn’t fully equipment but does enjoy making his partner happy in other ways. And enjoys the cuddling afterwards. :3
Whats so sad is this relationship happens in an alternate future. Its never going to happen in normal timeline. It gives me the same sad feels I got from the old animated X-men with the bad alternate future but Woverine and Storm were together OMG. @_@;; UGHHHHH.
I also have thoughts on Death’s life after the bad end on Same As It Never Was. Since Shredder would be defeated and he would somehow get the news from April that the Turtles died in the fight. I either see him then traveling to where the kids of the TMNT are and being awesome Uncle (and maybe great Uncle) Shin that trains them more and guards over each generation after.
OR Death could us some spells or something with the demon magic that keeps him alive to bring the brothers back alive, but the spell drains the demon magic inside him that keeps him alive so he does this knowing he sacrifices himself. ;_; UGHHHHHHH
Stabbing Westward - Save Yourself + Poets of the Fall - Lift + M83 - My Tears are Becoming the Sea + Devics - Living Behind the Sun + Milky Chance - Stolen Dance + Mr. Pain - Blood on You + Radioactive Violin Cover + Placebo - My Sweet Prince + Placebo - Battle for the Sun
Anonymous:
im just wondering how would cade and optimus fuck i mean primes kinda 30 feet tall cade would die

biozonic:

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Nah I’m just kidding with ya

Warning Nsfw Ahead:

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Also, Kade is an inventor and can make robot sex toys.

shinibunny:

Leaking
I needed porn of these two. I need a lot of it.
shinibunny:

omgwtfneo:

30 Day OTP Challenge: Day 30 Doing something hot
It’s always the quiet ones :|
OTP turtlecest archive

He looks so happy about this!

Java java loooook @zjavaflux
scarydogmaticalien:
Megatron goes away for a long time and it's likely he died. Starscream offers to comfort Soundwave and by comfort I mean do the frickety-frackety.

nsfwshark:

but starscream is just so blunt about it like

"hey soundwave now that your husband’s out of the picture do you want my cock"

*chokes because I read that in Starscream’s voice.*

kokoko-sir:

Drawn for fanfic “The world translated thus”. I read its translation on Russian, but dammit, it’s so awesome…
Starscream has little sensitive wings, because he lost them before and now they are slowly grow up :’) 
zjavaflux:

My part of a trade with the uber amazballs cataradical! Who wanted Protinel and I… tried my best. SUPER sorry this took me forever to do jfc.
BTW, this is the “clean” version. The actual version that she wanted (which has fluids) is here. So if you don’t like fluids of various nature, you probably shouldn’t be clicking on this link.

I like it when the smaller bot is dominating. :3 :3 :3