scarydogmaticalien:
Megatron goes away for a long time and it's likely he died. Starscream offers to comfort Soundwave and by comfort I mean do the frickety-frackety.

nsfwshark:

but starscream is just so blunt about it like

"hey soundwave now that your husband’s out of the picture do you want my cock"

*chokes because I read that in Starscream’s voice.*

kokoko-sir:

Drawn for fanfic “The world translated thus”. I read its translation on Russian, but dammit, it’s so awesome…
Starscream has little sensitive wings, because he lost them before and now they are slowly grow up :’) 
zjavaflux:

My part of a trade with the uber amazballs cataradical! Who wanted Protinel and I… tried my best. SUPER sorry this took me forever to do jfc.
BTW, this is the “clean” version. The actual version that she wanted (which has fluids) is here. So if you don’t like fluids of various nature, you probably shouldn’t be clicking on this link.

I like it when the smaller bot is dominating. :3 :3 :3
ohhicas:

zjavaflux:


Baba informed me it was this one, was she right?

One of them, yeah. That’s mine. Wow just… wow.

One of them
I’m almost disappointed I haven’t collected the others how many others are there is this gonna turn into Pokemon where I gotta find them all

GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL


Baba informed me it was this one, was she right?

One of them, yeah. That’s mine. Wow just… wow.

Beautiful. A 2008 vintage.

rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

nsfwshark:

i’m laughin and cryin

it’s just soooo gross when they penetrate the uterus in hentai

like?? who the FUCK draws that and thinks

"yeah…that’s totally sexy and biologically possible"

It only makes sense if tentacle monsters do it. Also, nipple penetration has to be involved as well.

zjavaflux:


Welp…


The internet will hate you forever.I’m still cool with you.
weeaboners:

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I might need this.
zjavaflux:

toonqueen:

zjavaflux:

toonqueen:

bluedogdown:

zjavaflux:

Just getting it out of my system.

i l o v e y o u

I am proud to be the one that explained sticky to Java, that robots can have penors its not all plug an play. :3

Uh, No. I’ve always known what sticky was. YOU were suppose to explain how the hell plug n’ play works to me. I’ve skirted this fandom for years and drawn it and had numerous people sit me down to explain it to me and I STILL DON’T KNOW HOW THE FUCK PN’P WORKS!

I clearly remember a talk with you about robot penises. You were all like, “WAIT, I COULD HAVE DONE THAT ALL ALONG?!”

You had Katie take me on a 15 minute drive where she tried to explain it to me. All I remember from that conversation was garden hoses and headphones IDK OK!
You gave up on me and just told me to “just draw dicks instead”, like always. :c

Sounds legit.